when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
To this day, the most difficult challenge I have ever faced is having to put on skinny jeans right after a shower.
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck